Buy the scale. Trust the tail.

Susan Repdellian appeared next to Donald Trump in the Oval Office.The internet did what the internet does: it zoomed in on her facial expressions, her eye movements, and her “robotic” gestures, and collectively decided she might be a shape-shifting reptilian overlord in a human suit.The memes wrote themselves.The “proof” was everywhere: stiff neck, unblinking gaze, a smile that looked like it was loading at 2G speeds.


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